The Chuckler

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  From MSN... I may barf any second...

  by mkr32208 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  the bible was one of the few books many of the refugees had among their possessions.

  on friday, several jehovahs witnesses walked the floor of the astrodome, where thousands of cots were set up, to offer their services.

  what "services"... buncha weenies!

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  I wonder what the message was; "The next time this happens & you survive you will be in a paradise earth"?
  
  After all, these poor people have lost everything and so they can't afford the WT publications.
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  Do you think this is tacky and just plain pathetic (Watchtower) ?????

  by run dont walk in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i just returned from ontario, where a family member died, i was reading the obit, and i know its been said millions of times, but this really blew me away.

  "a private family burial at ______ cemetery.

  a memorial service will be held at the kingdom hall of jehovah's witnesses on saturday august 13, 2005 at 2:00 p.m. as expressions of sympathy, please send donations to world wide work of jehovah's witnesses.".

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  Send it to "World Wide Work".
  OK that's WWW for short, they are Jehovahs Witnesses and they are bound to have a website.
  So all donations should go to "www.jehovahs-witness.com" - It might go to help some of the damage they've caused.
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  50% Printing capacity Spin?

  by metatron in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  apparently, some remark was made at a district convention that the society's new facility is only running at 50% capacity.. it was hinted that this is because some great increase is being prepared for.

  now, i know , from talking to a bethel elder of long.

  standing that the society's massive downsizing of printing in brooklyn involved sending off equipment to other countries , as well.

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  And all of it tax free! The joys of religous racketeering.
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  Write your own caption...

  by TresHappy in

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  these are jw's giving up their weekend to build a kingdom hall near mount vernon...what's your comic caption!

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  Oprah mixes a massive porridge breakfast for charity.
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  Just another 'Put a Caption to the Photo' thread...........................

  by nicolaou in

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  c'mon chaps - don't let me down .

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  The old girl is thinking "I hope the guy I'm meeting here from the JW Blind Dating website isn't too disappointed."
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  Does the Bible Have a Hidden Code?

  by undercover in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  from the wts website:.

  bout two years after the assassination of israeli prime minister yitzhak rabin in 1995, a journalist claimed that with the assistance of computer technology, he had discovered a prediction of that event hidden in the original hebrew bible text.

  the journalist, michael drosnin, wrote that he had tried to warn the prime minister over a year before the assassination but to no avail.. other books and articles have now been published claiming that this hidden code provides absolute proof of god's inspiration of the bible.

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  I'd wager there are only about 50 JW's in the world

  I bet there are more than 5000 apostates understand it and can prove it is wrong. :-)
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  Invisible Pink Unicorn's Nemesis????

  by Fe2O3Girl in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  since so many misguided people don't acknowledge the wonder, beauty and magnificence of the invisible pink unicorn, i was wondering if she has an opposite number?

  any deity worth it's salt ought to have, indeed has to have, an enemy to blame stuff on.

  any nominations?

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  KK you got to the velvet cishion? I feel so humble, I only got a sniff of the Holy Litter Tray and then had to queue to see the relic fur balls.
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  Invisible Pink Unicorn's Nemesis????

  by Fe2O3Girl in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  since so many misguided people don't acknowledge the wonder, beauty and magnificence of the invisible pink unicorn, i was wondering if she has an opposite number?

  any deity worth it's salt ought to have, indeed has to have, an enemy to blame stuff on.

  any nominations?

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  I have the same God as Katie, but belong to a different branch - Hail to the Plutonium permeable pussy.
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  Jehovah's Witnesses have abandoned the idea that an Egyptian pyramid has

  by jaffacake in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  one of many favourite quotes from the watchtower's own official history (1995)

  proclaimers *** jv chap.

  14 p. 200 they are no part of the world ***.

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  Didn't Jesus come down and look around and decide which was the true religion in 1919 - the JWs as is now. They were teaching this junk in 1925. So Jesus must have had new light as well.
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  Invisible Pink Unicorn's Nemesis????

  by Fe2O3Girl in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  since so many misguided people don't acknowledge the wonder, beauty and magnificence of the invisible pink unicorn, i was wondering if she has an opposite number?

  any deity worth it's salt ought to have, indeed has to have, an enemy to blame stuff on.

  any nominations?

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  The Chuckler

  
  I've never heard of the Invisible Pink Unicorn Cult, but I have heard of the Blue Oyster Cult.

  As for the Flying Speghetti Monster perhaps someone should Penna gospel as it was long ago and it is now pasta joke.